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Surprise! It’s the Jonas Brothers!
Sasha and Malia Obama had quite the night last night — after watching their father get sworn in, they watched a bunch of Disney flicks in the White House movie theater, and then went on a scavenger...
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Jonas Exes Unite!
Taylor Swift and Miley Cyrus are slated to sing Swift’s Fifteen at this weekend’s Grammys. Taylor told Ryan Secrest, “We were trying to figure out different things that would be cool. We all kind of...
View ArticleWe Hear …
That the Jonas Brothers will be performing “Superstition” live at the Grammys … alongside Stevie Wonder. Even our tipster said Wonder was “a complete tool for agreeing to this.” What do you guys think?
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Why Aren’t You Supporting Them?!
The Jonas Brothers are very sad. They’ve been abandoned in their time of need. Jonas Brothers: The 3D Experience is playing on approximately 1,200 3D and IMAX theaters where the tickets are $15-18 a...
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Lady Gaga Suffers From Heartburn
Poor Lady Gaga’s chest exploded whilst performing at the 20th Annual MuchMusic Video Awards in Toronto, Canada. Also there was Audrina Patridge in a cheap and ill-fitting dress, my fiance Bradley...
View ArticleI Never Want To See This Again
I find these condescending — “Show your kids that you’ve still got it” — screechy little non-talents absolutely offensive in trying to attempt any Neil Diamond song. That’s how I feel. I’m not...
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Green Carpet Fashion at the Teen Choice Awards
It’s red carpet time! Or, I guess in this case, it’s green carpet time. Young Hollywood turned out in droves for Sunday night’s Teen Choice Awards. I don’t know who won what award because I’m not a...
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Jessica Simpson Dreams Big
At the White House Correspondents’ dinner last night, Jessica Simpson revealed her one true wish: to be Michelle Obama. “I really do [want to be Michelle Obama]. She’s such an incredible woman, and...
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Jonas Brothers Heading For Break Up?
The Jonas Brothers might be heading for a break up. Stay strong, everyone. Us Weekly confirmed that they just cancelled their tour just two days before it was about to begin. Here’s some details....
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The Jonas Brothers Want You to Stand By While They Get Their Shit Together
The Jonas Brothers are a hot ass mess. The brothers “took a break” a little over a year ago but then got back together and planned a tour, which they’ve since cancelled amidst rumours of a break-up as...
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So Sad: The Jonas Brothers Broke Up
The Jonas Brothers broke up. We saw this coming after they cancelled their tour. Gosh, it’s so very sad. Here’s what an ~~exclusive source~~ told E! News via E Online: There are no personal issues....
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Joe Jonas Totally Isn’t a Heroin Addict!
Are we all doing okay since the Jonas Brothers broke up? Have you been crying into a pint of Ben & Jerry’s every night as you listen to *insert the name of one of their songs here because I can’t...
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